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FOOTS
      #245922 - 09/02/14 04:55 PM

Returned your call

Was told you were at the alley

Left message with your Major Domo for you to call Wu

later


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Re: FOOTS [Re: wuchang]
      #245924 - 09/02/14 05:47 PM



That's perfect !

Now he's gonna come home after drinking toonies and try to remember who Major Domo is.


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Re: FOOTS [Re: DuckMeRunnin]
      #245929 - 09/02/14 10:15 PM

Oh.....I know. Maybe! But I bet she don't.

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Re: FOOTS [Re: foots]
      #245936 - 09/03/14 05:50 AM

I imagine a lot of Foots cronies all sound alike....

but different from his neighbors.. in his hood!

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Re: FOOTS [Re: halfasmuch]
      #245954 - 09/03/14 07:50 PM

Who the heck tries to call Foots after 5pm on Tuesdays? That is pointless.

BTW, make sure the trucks gassed up next week, I am gonna call, after I finish ripping out the floors. Spiders effing everywhere, bout threw out the damn vacuum for all the use it got...

(translation: Foots, please come help, overrun with spiders in the new place, have vodka)


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Re: FOOTS [Re: hucklburry]
      #245955 - 09/03/14 08:06 PM

Just hope he don't get fired by then

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Re: FOOTS [Re: hucklburry]
      #245961 - 09/04/14 05:06 AM

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hucklburry said:
Who the heck tries to call Foots after 5pm on Tuesdays?




I guess the same folks that call me between 1 and 5 on Tuesday because they forget I'm at the track watching the ponies run

Tuesday ......the day no one answers the phone


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Re: FOOTS [Re: wuchang]
      #245962 - 09/04/14 07:54 AM

DON'T SAY PONIES!!!! or HORSES!!!.....or anything resembling a horse!!! For that matter, there should be no mention of wives or daughters either!!

I'll take this whole board down!!

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Re: FOOTS [Re: griffin]
      #245966 - 09/04/14 10:29 AM

You need to kill something.

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Re: FOOTS [Re: griffin]
      #245967 - 09/04/14 11:39 AM

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griffin said:
DON'T SAY PONIES!!!! or HORSES!!!.....or anything resembling a horse!!! For that matter, there should be no mention of wives or daughters either!!

I'll take this whole board down!!

griffin




Just do it on a Tuesday.....no one will notice


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Re: FOOTS [Re: wuchang]
      #245968 - 09/04/14 11:46 AM

Just to help

My Wife took this a couple of weeks ago

It is a polo pony



If you take it down...... I just might leave it down

then again I doubt anyone would miss it


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Re: FOOTS [Re: wuchang]
      #245969 - 09/04/14 12:04 PM

I hope that nag and the rider get tangled up in all that leather and run off into the woods to die a slow death....and I hope they stay there until some mushroom hunter finds their rotted asses in the Spring.

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Re: FOOTS [Re: Deadeye]
      #245971 - 09/04/14 02:00 PM

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Deadeye said:
You need to kill something.




The old crusty bastard and me are going to try to do just that Saturday morning. If they don't fly and you don't hear from him for a few weeks........I still got it done.

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